Center Of My Universe

The Woman I'm currently dating and the prettiest girl in town turns over a new decade and enters 30-Somethinghood.

Congratulations, you're becoming a woman. Sadly, In some impoverished countries, you would be considered a senior citizen. And, As of today, You are officially NOT in your mid-to-late-twenties.

Welcome to Thirty-something. We now cease to feel comfortable around teenagers and their cool parties no matter how cool we dress or even if we tell them we saw the Beastie Boys or The Dead Milkmen at First Avenue in '91. The mark of "30" burns like a stigmata on our flesh, forever indicating our responsibility for Grunge and the Dot Com Boom.

So, let's all of us 30-year-olds raise our glasses and giveKat a hearty Kanpai!

Merry Christmas, Baby.